The Mayor Of Scaredy Cat Town

We would like to extend a warm welcome to all our visitors, whether you’re returning to see old friends or it’s your first visit to our little underground bolt hole. we hope you enjoy our wonderful climate, friendly locals and fine food and drink. 

We are a caf...

 

Not a cafe, not a shop, not a branch, not a unit, not a restaurant. Just a caf.

 

There was also a time they called us a hipster hangout but thankfully that was just a passing phase. We don’t profess to being cool, because we’re not.

 

We make comfort food.

 

We make warm fuzzy feeling in the pit of your stomach food. We make ‘is my gran in your kitchen?’ food. We make ‘3 star ethically sourced good for the planet’ food.

 

Everyone is welcome. Me, your mum, my grandad, your uncle Albert, little Jonnie and all our best pals. Everyone is welcome.

 

At one point we tried to save the world with varying degrees of success. But we’ll leave that to Greta as we feel she’s doing a much better job. We’ll stick to being a caf and supporting our local communities.

 

Release your inner cafness.

Opening Times 

 

 

Monday to Wednesday:

5pm-11pm 

 

Thursday to Friday:

5pm-12am 

 

Saturday:

12pm-12am 

 

Sunday:

12pm-10pm

 

 

12-16 Artillery Lane

Through The Fridge

E1 7LS